- me everyday: well that was stupid
"what is going on"
"why are you being so dramatic"
"I thought you wanted to be part of this world?"
"i did not sign up for this"
"someone help me"
"I almost kissed a fish"
YEAH HE JUST LETS HER DROP
looks like Prince Eric just
dropped the bass
was that a fish pun
I couldn’t pass up the opportunaty
oh my cod
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking